first day on the job.EST. 2026 · ROBINHOOD CHAIN
THE SADDEST
CAT IN MEME
ECONOMY.
Clock in. Cry a little. Send it anyway.
The Meme Cat Department has opened its doors.
DEGEN ★
RUGS
MEMES
INTERNAL MEMO · 001
WE DON'T
SERVE BURGER.
WE SERVE
MEMES.
The Meme Cat Department is where cats handle business.
Cats have become a language of their own in meme culture. You see them everywhere, from the timeline to the market, turning simple pictures into characters people recognize and remember.
MCD is a symbol of that culture. Meme cats for the people, memes for the culture, and cats that mean business.
EMPLOYEE ARCHIVES
THE WALL OF MEMES
Proof that the department never sleeps.
It just stares at the ceiling.
first day on the job.
lunch break: 7 minutes.
carrying the whole timeline.NO MEETINGS.★ ★ ★
THE SHIFT PLAN
NO ROADMAP.
JUST VIBES.
Clock in
Join the department.
Pick up your name tag.
Make memes
Post through the pain.
Earn lunch break points.
Go viral
Accidentally become
the entire internet.

YOUR DESK IS WAITING
READY TO
CLOCK IN?
One sad cat. One ticker. Infinite possibility.
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